Skinner: biggest badass every or biggest badass ever?
The man just threatened a giant international conspiracy that kills people any time they get annoying then made sure there was no way they could retaliate.
It’s ridiculous how frozen precipitation has the ability to turn me into a five year old child. I HOPE IT SETTLES, I WANT TO GO PLAY IN IT!
At the moment this is progress worthy of balloons and a party seeing as I spent most of the last week in various states of mental breakdown. 

How much do I want pudding versus how much I want to stay in bed where it’s not freezing.
Why am I finding fur bunnies already? I’m starting to suspect they hide when they see the hoover because there is no way one dog could lose that much fur in one day without being bald.
I found out that my wonderful support person at the university disabilities is going to retire, probably at the end of the year. This is very, very, not good. Pretty much the only reason I didn’t just hide in my dorm room last year until I got chucked out (or very likely did something worse considering the way I was) is because she got me the help I needed.
Because I’ve had some truly terrible experiences with them in the past I have to admit I handle anyone who works for academic/disability support services with caution, so the fact that I am comfortable enough with her that I can let her see me at my worst is a big thing.
I have a terrible disability for a British person: I can’t drink tea.
I bought my self some fancy black tea with chai spices today aaand now I remember why I normally stay away from anything tea related: I have to pee every. five. minutes.
It also means I get to have pumpkin/sweet potato pie for breakfast which is possibly the best breakfast ever.

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