Not Just a Funny Name

I wanna go home

It’s hot as balls and Pan is in uber brat mode because he’s hot and boooooored. Can it be train time now plz

Guess who got the time of her train wrong and has to hang around in London for two hours before she can use her ticket.

This dog gives the best “Humans are nuts” look a dog ever achieved 

You don’t want to hear someone come to the door as you are dancing around the kitchen, on other side of said door, in your pyjamas singing a song to yourself about how much you love gin.

Luckily they either ran away from the crazy drunk lady or it was just something being blown over, I suspect the latter (thankfully). 

Everyone has gone out and I have the house to myself. There are many things I could be doing with the time to myself, I could take up a hobby! Or look for a job! Or I could consume embarrassing quantities of chocolate and alcohol while watching Jeremy Renner’s arse Mission Impossible 4.  

Guess which one of those is going to happen.

I did not get a call from my little sister telling me that she’d just finished her last day of school ever.

Nope

Nuh uh, she’s not allowed to be that old. 

Granny had another stroke this morning so it looks like I’m going to be spending a lot of time sitting in hospitals over the next day or so. If anyone has any recs for good long!fics I’d be glad of them.